Guido Genatto vs. Flash LaCash (Grudge Match)Ill pop that fuckin head! Get in daddys web! Guido Genatto roars. Come on, Flash! I thought this was your ball bash! The fuckin partys started, mutherfucker! Welcome to the party, bitch! Fucker! Hey, you. Yes, you, reading this. Did you ever make your action figures fight an impossible battle? I mean like rolling, kicking, flying through the air, connecting hits and throws and insults and just never stopping because they were made of plastic so why

especially today

He promises Red Rocket he has a special treat for him

muscular body against the heaving chest of the frightened defender of Gotham

and sobs in an ongoing expression of misery

arms are twisted

Maverick can't find the light and suffers at the hands of the more dastardly Caleb Klein

Steel Man tells him he doesn’t deserve the “S” on his chest and slowly begins tearing it

Andrews is in his element

or wherever they'll be wrestling

And worst case

brutal punishment session for this wretched wrestler…

and like the asshat he is