Michael McDonald CandleWith hair this biblical, it was only a matter of time before this happened. And natch, we love. Kind of like a hotter Kenny Rogers, but biblical. Glorious. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

we admit it

(and if you need a reminder of some her best bits

in a second Mr G design

great fun and UK made too

we admit this is borderline obsession

laugh-a-minute masterpiece that was Leaving Las Vegas

you were in the dark before

This personalised t-shirt is available in both saint and sinner templates and is made from jersey

OMG we want to pick him up and put him in our pocket

Considered something of a goddess on her home shores

This water resistant apron will protect you from holy water spills and the fire retardant material is perfect for cooking up a storm

sorry but this is actually about our level of humour)